Have you ever been fooled by advertisements claiming they will stop you from contracting influenza? Has someone ever told you that a certain herb can cure your genital warts, only to discover later that it was just a big con to steal your money? Well, your problems are over, with the new and improved Perspicuus Bolus. Normally, for as little as $30/month, you can have the wool removed from your eyes. These thieving frauds will never again be able to fool you with their ads for overpriced wax or water. But wait, with this special price, you get it for only $2/day. You too can avoid being fooled by advertisements promising magical cures. Perspicuus Bolus, if taken daily, will allow you to see through those cleverly disguised ads.1 Guaranteed2 or your money back!3
Side effects may include poverty, bad credit, heart disease, nausea, vomiting, starvation, and depression.
For your one month supply, send $54.99 plus $5.00 Shipping and Handling to the address below.
1:These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA
2: guarantee only applies if the product is used for two months and only applies to one month
3: cost of shipping not included in guarantee
For those of you that didn’t get the joke: perspicuus is Latin for “transparent” and bolus is Latin for “large pill”
I wonder why so many people don’t want to say that the Emperor is naked….
If you really want to send me that much money for large, invisible pills, go right ahead. I’ll be sure to send an empty bottle to the return address.