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Mar
11

Welcome to the internet

For those of you new to the 14th 20th 21st century, such as the Phelps crew, I would like to welcome you to the internet, where claiming a group of hackers attacked your website then challenging them to do it again is generally pretty stupid. Apparently the Phelps cultists didn’t realize this and felt the urge to publicly slam and challenge Anonymous (the hacktivist group) for shutting down their websites and claiming they couldn’t “stop god’s message,” in response, Anonymous posted a message, which was fairly nice.

This domain has been seized by Anonymous under section #14 of the rules of the Internet.

Greetings Westboro Baptist Church,

If you’re reading this, it means that Anonymous has lost its patience with you, likely because you’ve threatened us again after we denied you a war.

Your recent antics to gain media attention for yourself were found to be laughable. In response to your rather poorly-written “bring it” letter, wherein you tried to goad Anonymous into giving you yet more attention by calling us “crybaby hackers”, we wrote, sincerely, a press release explaining clearly the hoax behind the initial declaration of war against your church.

We had thought this latest release would be enough to make you realize that we have no interest in going to war with you. Anonymous is hard at work with ongoing operations such as those involving Bahrain, Libya, and Iran, not to mention we are working tirelessly to maintain coverage of all our HBGary leaks for the public to enjoy.

Your continued biting of the Anonymous hand, however, has earned you a swift and emotionless bitchslap, in the form of this very message. Despite having had the capability to hack your sites previously, we chose not to and instead responded maturely to your threats, but you have not respected this.

For this unremitting display of overzealousness, we award you no points. Take this defacement as a simple warning: go away. The world (including Anonymous) disagrees with your hateful messages, but you have the right to voice them. This does not mean you can jump onto Anonymous for attention.

God hates fags: assumption. Anonymous hates leeches: fact.

We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us – always.

Delicious cake

Westboro Baptist Church’s office local network – exposed.

* Map of their internal office network
* Use fags.php to access hosts in their internal network

Protips:

* Printer admin page: Sharp MX-3501N #1
* Printer admin page: Sharp MX-3501N #2 (Named ‘The War Room’. Did you mean ‘The Media Department’?)
* Printer admin page: HP PhotoSmart 8450
* Firewall admin page: IPCop #1
* Firewall admin page: IPCop #2
* Firewall admin page: IPCop #3
* Firewall admin page: IPCop #4
* Firewall admin page: IPCop #5
* Firewall admin page: IPCop #6
* Router admin page: Linksys WAP54G wireless-G #1
* Router admin page: Linksys WAP54G wireless-G #2
* Teamviewer #1
* Teamviewer #2
* Teamviewer #3
* Teamviewer #4
* Teamviewer #5
* Teamviewer #6
* Teamviewer #7
* Teamviewer #8
* Teamviewer #9
* Teamviewer #10
* Teamviewer #11
* Teamviewer #12
* Teamviewer #13
* Storage server

Isn’t it wonderful when stupid people challenge people that have been hacking networks for years? Notice, they didn’t do anything very malicious, simply put up a nice little message telling them they were being annoying. Notes about many of the inside jokes:

Delicious cake; also a rule, look them up, seriously

Rule 14: do not argue with a troll

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2 Responses to “Welcome to the internet”


  1. 1 Pliny the in Between
    March 2, 2011 at 12:46 am

    I have to admit that Phelps et al and his venomous band of publicity seekers generate feelings that make we want to be less than civil. Ironically in the so called service of his invisible power he has incurred the wrath of a real invisible power.

  2. 2 Stacy
    April 13, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    I love this. LOL!


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